Sigh. This is why I miss women. They’re not self centered, arrogant, selfish, penetration-fueled empty headed lovers.

betheherodothewindything:

djfuckass:

trolljohng:

basstrip:

is this custom made its like a perfect fit

((My face when I saw this is priceless.))

(O…M…F…G…. O______O)

(( I want one I mean its strange but I could totally see my penis in a dragon ))

jasheen:

this is for you stan

jasheen:

heyyyyyyyyy new followers i should go ahead and warn you that i do nsfw stuff and my OTPs are Gamzee/Eridan and Dave/Tavros……..

so……. if you don’t like porn or those pairings…….

tough luck. 8|

notoriouslyferal:

zoologicalpeculiarities:

This was originally going to be a quick thing to go with this, but then I spaced out while coloring it.

More self-indulgent pornos. Oh no.

((FeetfeetfeetfeetFEETFEET))

pride-kun:

I felt like porn and jadeeri and trying a ‘simple’ coloring style along with colored lineart

and you get this

pride-kun:

two pictures from livestream

First: skullfucked Karkat

Second: GK’s tyrianSollux

You know..I don’t meet many people in the HS fandom that are as into this. Sad. I adore it~

farmtrapped:

dickpeniscock asked:

>Sollux: YOU think Karkat has a nice ass. HE was pleased to see you taking your clothes off in his room. I think you know what that means. YOU AND TEREZI SANDWICH THAT BISEXUAL FUCKER RIGHT NOW!!!

You DID say you liked his ass, didn’t you? And…

pride-kun:

Now that that is out of my system…